To paraphrase the Bard:
Some people are born archaeologists, other people become archaeologists, whilst others have archaeology thrust upon them.
Spare a thought then for the poor demented Daily Mail reader, who’s wholesome rag has been sullied not just by your normal, run of the mill archaeological thrusting – but by gay archaeology, mincing (we presume) from somehwere on the right.
You probably missed it (being too busy keeping up with the Kardashians) but just imagine their disgust, whilst innocently perusing the Sidebar of Shame for gratuitous gossip and sexist slurs, on discovering that there were benders in the past too! The Filthy Bastards!!!
Read more on this shocker here… or glance down the right hand column for some wholesome news worthy goodness.