It’s a truth universally acknowledged that if an archaeological starlet wants to get head in life, the tapes had better be rolling.
Still, it comes as something of a shock when the latest release doing the internet rounds features non other than… Indiana Jones!
Fetch the smelling salts tout de suite!
Strictly for the wicked, only for the head-strong, see the trailer below, where our erstwhile hero nukes the sex tape fridge. Nothing will ever be the same again.